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Ultimate first world problem:

You’re eating a nice dinner, but you have to poop real bad. Do I finish this delish food, thus further worsening the problem, or do I take a break from eating in order to crap and subsequently touch my butthole, then come back to eating, which is gross?

First. World. Problems.

Hydration vs Being Thirsty

I´m always thirsty. Always. But I usually drink copious amounts of espresso and drink wine, ice tea, beer, or coke with meals. Not healthy, and I’m always thirsty, but I don’t have to run to the bathroom all the time.

So I go on these kicks where I’ll bring my nalgene everywhere and be really good about drinking water. The thing is, I pee ever 20 minutes. And every time it’s like I’m a pregnant woman on a plane because it lasts for like 5 minutes and I barely make it some times. But I’m hydrated! And I can tell I need the hydration because I can drink an entire nalgene in 5 minutes.

Drink water to be hydrated but pee 3 times an hour, or never drink water and never run the risk of pissing yourself. First world problems.